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MACBETH: do you think I would make a good king
LADY MACBETH skateboards across the hall
LADY MACBETH: king of jerking off maybe

typette:

sandandglass:

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colbert: love master.

beatonna:

I didn’t do this on purpose but I wish I could any time some dude is just yelling stuff 

courtnog:

okay so if harry potter was born in 1980, and went to hogwarts in like 91, that means he was in his sixth year in 1996
do you think he knew about the spice girls? i mean.. i know he had shit going on with horcruxes that year but wannabe isn’t something that happens without you taking note of it

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charleskinbote:

"melted butter"

school started hah

neil-gaiman:

Beautiful.